WASHINGTON, DC – An assistant to far left U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has exposed a truth that has previously been clouded in rumor, and it is making some people gag. According to the assistant, who wished to remain anonymous out of fear of reprisal, “AOC” has an unnatural attraction to nude eels – especially eels that are green. 

“She’s totally obsessed! I think it’s sick!” exclaimed the anonymous assistant.

The assistant stated that other representatives also have a strange attraction to these strange eels. The Idaho Pea was told that Representatives Ilhan Omar (D-MN), Ayanna Pressley (D-MA), and Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) [members of “The Squad”] also have a lust for the creatures. Senior members of the Democrat Party such as Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi have also been promoting them. “At their age, you wouldn’t think they’d be into something like that,” the assistant said.

“Apparently, lust for a green nude eel is powerful,” said the assistant, “although, the fetish is curiously confined to those on the political left.”

Evidently, just as with a drug, most on the left are willing do just about anything for what they believe will bring about a happy ending. 

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