BOISE, ID – On the Idaho Capitol steps this past Tuesday, a large crowd of 11 non-binary Democrats assembled for a spontaneous protest against the apparent upcoming reversal of the Roe vs. Wade Supreme Court decision.
The protestors, all sporting multi-colored hairstyles and various facial accoutrements, waved signs that read:
“No uterus…and no opinion – except for pregnant men.”
“My body, my choice…except for vaccines and masks.”
“Tri-Spirit Non-Binary Furry Vegan Feminist Witch Doctors for Choice”
“Reproduction is Racism.”
The leader of the group, self-described Trans-Vegan-Homo-Moongod-Feminist Calyx Zorton-Magnus (pronouns: Xi /XE/Your Highness) was asked about the group’s purpose. “It’s like, reproductive rights, racism, being a vegan non-binary spirit-being and white supremacy, you know?”
Fellow protestor Zymxt Rufus-Minotaur (pronouns: clown/clownself) proudly but silently displayed clownself’s latest tattoo to bewildered passers-by. The tattoo said, “My Bod, My Choise” (sic).
A few protestors said the protest was a preemptive move because the Supreme Court is now welcoming a new Justice who doesn’t know what a woman is.