Liz Chaney Reveals Reason She Lost Re-Election
FAIRFAX, VA – Representative Liz Cheney (R – WY) held a press conference Friday in which she revealed research done by her campaign team into her 37 point loss to…
The Last Circus in America to Close
SOUTH BRUNSWICK, NJ – Big top tents erected in small towns across America signaled to children that fun and excitement were ahead. The circus had arrived and those who attended…
Biden Administration Says Cost of 4th of July BBQ Will Be 50% Lower Than Last Year
WASHINGTON, DC – Independence Day is just around the corner, and with skyrocketing inflation, many families across the country are thinking about cutting back on their BBQs and family festivities.…
Oreo Cookie Makers Apologize for Offending
EAST HANOVER, NJ – Nabisco, makers of the Oreo cookie, apologized today to all unicorns and children who watched the Rainbow Brite TV series or owned the dolls for appropriating…
Ocasio-Cortez’ Assistant Reveals AOC Has a Sick, Bizarre Fetish
WASHINGTON, DC – An assistant to far left U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has exposed a truth that has previously been clouded in rumor, and it is making some people…
Missing Dementia Patient Found Wandering on White House Grounds
Washington, DC – White House security and Secret Service agents called a red alert late Tuesday evening when sensors along the perimeter of the White House grounds detected unauthorized movement. The…