Facebook’s Zuckerberg to Purchase Kuna
KUNA, ID – Facebook / Meta founder Mark Zuckerberg today announced plans that he will be purchasing the entire city of Kuna, Idaho. The move comes only months after announcing…
Parents to Seek Transformational Surgery for Daughter
HAILEY, ID – After 4-year-old Indigo Shaw-Fitzgerald saw the Disney favorite “The Little Mermaid,” she started doing what many girls her age do – she began to imagine herself as…
Ed Humphreys Wins Major Award
The Idaho Pea can now announce that Ed Humphreys has won the prestigious Tommy Ahlquist Memorial Spoiler Award. This award is given every four years to the candidate who cannot possibly…
Idaho Man Becomes Crypto-Millionaire Overnight
BOISE, ID – Sean Dickson has been trading in crypto-currency for several years, but nothing could prepare him for the unexpected jolt he received Wednesday when he awoke to find…
Idaho Man Travels State to Give Important Message – in Cemeteries
GREENLEAF , ID – Elmer Woodson has been traveling from town to town in Idaho to deliver his message, which he says is the most important of his life. There is nothing unusual about such…
In-N-Out Changes It’s Iconic Menu For Idaho
BALDWIN PARK, CA – Fast food favorite In-N-Out Burger announced today that when the burger chain opens its first restaurant in Idaho, the menu will be different than what people…
IN-DEPTH EXCLUSIVE – Idaho Pea Interviews Man Responsible for Getting Idaho RINO’s Elected
There’s a man in Idaho political circles who’s known as “The Election Machine.” Candidates who personally benefit from Deep State, big government policies (a.k.a. Republicans in Name Only) turn to…
Little Considering State Lock Down on Zombie Pandemic Fears
BOISE, ID – Brad Little signaled today that he is strongly considering another lockdown of the state. “Out of an abundance of caution, I am considering the declaration of a…
Disgusting Swamp Creature Attempting to Get More Power
DISMAL SWAMP, ID – Legends of strange creatures are common throughout the United States, and Idaho is no exception. But in this out-of-the-way corner of the state is an especially disgusting…
Young Inventor Finds Success in ‘Lost Wasden’
Blackfoot, ID – 11-year-old Timmy Burrows may be unusually young for a successful entrepreneur, but an idea of his has already earned him enough money to pay for college. Burrows is…