Liz Chaney Reveals Reason She Lost Re-Election
FAIRFAX, VA – Representative Liz Cheney (R – WY) held a press conference Friday in which she revealed research done by her campaign team into her 37 point loss to…
80’s Rocker Pat Benatar Begins Movement
LOS ANGELES, CA – After Pat Benatar announced she will no longer be singing her 1980 classic, “Hit Me With Your Best Shot” out of respect to victims of gun violence,…
Man Convicted for Indecent Exposure Turns a New Leaf
SEATTLE, WA – Former Caldwell, Idaho resident Peter Whigschnif thought it was great that kids liked to touch the hair on his legs. Then he thought his life was over…
The Last Circus in America to Close
SOUTH BRUNSWICK, NJ – Big top tents erected in small towns across America signaled to children that fun and excitement were ahead. The circus had arrived and those who attended…
Biden Administration Says Cost of 4th of July BBQ Will Be 50% Lower Than Last Year
WASHINGTON, DC – Independence Day is just around the corner, and with skyrocketing inflation, many families across the country are thinking about cutting back on their BBQs and family festivities.…
Facebook’s Zuckerberg to Purchase Kuna
KUNA, ID – Facebook / Meta founder Mark Zuckerberg today announced plans that he will be purchasing the entire city of Kuna, Idaho. The move comes only months after announcing…
Oreo Cookie Makers Apologize for Offending
EAST HANOVER, NJ – Nabisco, makers of the Oreo cookie, apologized today to all unicorns and children who watched the Rainbow Brite TV series or owned the dolls for appropriating…
Ocasio-Cortez’ Assistant Reveals AOC Has a Sick, Bizarre Fetish
WASHINGTON, DC – An assistant to far left U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has exposed a truth that has previously been clouded in rumor, and it is making some people…
Parents to Seek Transformational Surgery for Daughter
HAILEY, ID – After 4-year-old Indigo Shaw-Fitzgerald saw the Disney favorite “The Little Mermaid,” she started doing what many girls her age do – she began to imagine herself as…
Ed Humphreys Wins Major Award
The Idaho Pea can now announce that Ed Humphreys has won the prestigious Tommy Ahlquist Memorial Spoiler Award. This award is given every four years to the candidate who cannot possibly…